i know this is a long shot / way too early to plan but im going to be moving house in june and ive talked to some of ya’ll who r planning on flatting around then or moving to wellington around then, and if you are come flat with me!!!!!! my current flatmates are gonna be going traveling when our lease runs out so i want to live with nice fun people who won’t mind me decorating the house with adorable things!!!!!!!!! just do it (nike tick)
It’s sad that rise of craft beer bars might mean the end of “wee walls” aka stainless pissers.
Here at [insert boutique cafe here] we make all the juices daily, roast our own coffee, milk our own cows for the trim milk and we’ve just started growing our own staff. That’s right, we’ve got our own waiter eugenics program running just out back.
"Which came first, the pube in the drink or the dick in the sink?" - things I hear in my bar, episode 17
We produce “my other phone is an iPhone” cellphone covers for every phone but the iPhone.
My flat mate Ella is moving out.
My bar tender Eve is quitting.
My girlfriend Theresa is moving city.
Was it something I said?
Getting touchy feely with the wall and then you find the light switch